phone and internet at the same time was a legit problem, how many of you even remember that?
I had every single one of these problems
THE LAST TWO THO
Seriously, I can relate to ALL OF THESE.
LMAO THE LAST TWOOOO!!!!!
This is going to be a really nitpicky post and I almost don’t even want to bother writing it because I don’t think anyone will agree with me. And for some reason the topic is rarely discussed so I don’t know if I’m wandering onto a *~~*TaBoO sUbJEct*~~*, so I might just delete this later.
BUT BASICALLY IT BOTHERS ME HOW IN GAME OF THRONES (the show), NO ONE (namely the women) HAS ANY BODY HAIR. Like, wow, how advanced that during the equivalent to the middle ages these women have access to waxing supplies. Never mind the fact that in the books pubic hair is a thing and is usually noted when a woman is naked. I realize ALL shows do this, since body hair on women is gross and how dare they develop anything other than boobs after puberty. But for a show that seems to put a lot of effort into making the setting, dialect, atmosphere, etc. as faithful to the time as possible, it seems like a glaring inaccuracy.I just don’t get the whole aversion to body hair thing. Can someone explain to me why pubic hair is so horrifying? Because we all friggin have it so what’s the big deal. I understand if it’s a personal preference and if the person themselves likes the way it looks and wants to take the time to wax/shave/trim/whatever. But the default state that our pubic area/body is expected to be is hairless. WHY. I guess it’s just another one of those things that society dictates the attractiveness of, and I probably shouldn’t waste my time mulling over it.
I think to bring us all together on the topic we need to be real and talk about how fucking difficult it is to shave our own junk. Or how expensive (AND WEIRD AND AWKWARD AND PAINFUL) it is to get a wax. Once we all realize and accept the sacrifices we put ourselves and each other through to achieve a pure and pre-pubescent look we can finally move forward as a civilization.
(World problem solver that’s me)
In Romania they have box Vodka.
It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.
(via jeffsgoldenbloom)
The most beautiful part of a man’s body
I think it must be there,
where the torso sits on and, into the hips,
those twin delineating curves,
feminine in grace, girdling the trunk,
guiding the eyes downwards
to their intersection,
the point of pleasure.Duane Michals, 1986
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
(via bigtitsbigsweets)
This about sums up how I feel about the Merida changes.
I wasn’t aware of these changes and now that I am, I am extremely disappointed in Disney.
And props to the woman who did this video.
Well done.
DISNEY GOT RID OF IT TODAY YES WE WON
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