zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

(via captaincatwoman)


I could start fires with what I feel for you.

averagebritishteenager:

I’m not seeing the problem here.

averagebritishteenager:

I’m not seeing the problem here.

(via darkopolo)


saunteringvaguelydownwards:

decemberpaladin:

sizvideos:

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I love how she almost drops it until she smells it and that flashbulb memory hits.

“Real isn’t how you are made,” said the Skin Horse. “It’s a thing that happens to you. When a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real … Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”

Margery Williams, The Velveteen Rabbit

(via markkysparkss)


happyun-birthday:

Ten lbs less so far and got a new cyberdog shrug yay! #cyberdog #cyberpop #weightloss

happyun-birthday:

Ten lbs less so far and got a new cyberdog shrug yay! #cyberdog #cyberpop #weightloss

(via lotusgalaxy)


thotoftheyear:

#TeamAbsolutelyZeroFriends


shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

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also, have you ever lifted a big fish…they heavy.

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